last updated February 14th, 1997

MAY O.J. O.D. ON YOUR HEROIN AFTER SLITTING YOUR THROAT AND MOLESTING MICHAEL JACKSON'S ALIEN LOVECHILD

I also find it assuring that "John Tesh" rhymes with "absolute crap", and that taxpayer dollars pissed into the Whitewater investigation did nothing for the Republicans except ensure Clinton's reelection. 4 more fucking years of "I feel your pain". God, I wish I could feel your pain, Willie. To take a sledgehammer to your fat gut and inflict some pain would be even better.